Let us simplify it even more

If pipe cleaners are just too "complicated" for you...how about glue and paper and scissors. 

I think we can handle that. :)

Here is how to make simple spider...



...it will last about 2 minutes in the rain.  Some art is just temporary. :D

I knew I was going to get

a wolf spider in the mix.  Unlike the banana spider that Rot made, this one I know.  They are creepy and fast and fuzzy...I think they are worse than black widows....and I lived where both are common, and these are worse.

I thought I moved away from them.....but they are following me...I told you spiders are evil.

Head on over to the Grim Hollow blog and take a look at their creation for Spiderfest 2010.

It is truly creepy, it has the face of a wolf spider....I can see that, I thought I had forgotten....but now I remember....I have to go lie down for a while.  :)

Thanks, I am really impressed with this one.  Looking forward to this project.

I can't look at it

because it has a face.

((shudder))

What kind of sick person puts a face on a spider!!! :D

That is just wrong, so very wrong.....and creepy, look at all those bits hanging off of it...and the legs are cool...and look at....

((shudder))

I gotta quit looking at the face.

Thanks Darkrose Manor - it looks fantastic. Check out her blog to see more pictures and do yourself a favor and check out her Poppets. They are definately on the Frog Queen's wish list.

As far as I am conerned

I cannot post this Phil Jupitus routine too many times.  Yes, I know it has been on my main blog twice....but since this is about spiders, I am taking this opportunity to introduce you to one of my favorite comic routines ever.    He has taken the time to correctly put spiders into categories.  This is helpful information....check it out.

Category One



I will say it again...boarding up a room when a category one spider goes missing is NOT irrational, makes perfect sense to the frog queen :)

For those of you that say

that you cannot make a spider.  Here is the how to for you.

Pipe cleaners are safe and fun to use....let your inner child create away!!

Best of all, not only is it naturally waterproof, it looks completely fake looking, it is small and not scary.  The way I like my spiders. :D

It used to be when

someone saw a frog thing on the Internet or saw a frog in store, they would send me a little message telling me about it.

I don't get those anymore....now I get spiders.  Something is wrong in the universe.

Anyway, thanks to Johnny Thunder for sending me this very funny post about a guy who blew himself up trying to kill a spider.  Granted, if the spider in the picture was the spider in question.....I would have moved.

I think I will stick to catching them a putting them outside...or calling husband to "get the monster".

Remember boys and girls safety first!

So it appears that I am sending

the wrong message to my cats. 

So this is why they do not kill the spiders in the house.  They just torture them and leave them for me to find.  Cats are evil :D